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Christian One Liners

Christian One Liners

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If the church wants a better pastor,

 

it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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Some people are kind, polite, and

 

sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

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Many folks want to serve God,

 

but only as advisors.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons

 

than it is to live one.

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When you get to your wit's end,

 

you'll find God there.

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People are funny; they want the front

 

of the bus, the middle of the road, and

 

the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church;

 

if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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God Himself does not propose to judge

 

a man until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.

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I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does
it make which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members who are singing

 

'Standing on the Promises'

 

are just sitting on the premises.

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We were called to be witnesses,

 

not lawyers or judges.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch

 

them - He'll clean them.

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Coincidence is when God

 

chooses to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark

 

where God put a period.

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Don't wait for 6 strong men

 

to take you to church.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified,

 

He qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross, not the curve.

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God promises a safe landing,

 

not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you to
where the Grace of God will not protect you.

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We don't change the message,

 

the message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is

 

by what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation

 

I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

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